CannesETH: The Shitcoin of The Riviera
Come for tech.
Stay for coke, wh**es, blackjack & rock-n-roll.
Buy This Useless Token
The Web3 Circus Comes to Town
Every year, the sharpest minds in Web3 gather across the globe. AI, ZK, DePIN, RWA, DeSci, Hyperchains… Buzzwords everywhere. Serious faces. Important founders. Millions in seed rounds.
But at the end of the day — it's the world's greatest shitcoin festival, not the dawn of a new financial era. VCs pump, then dump. Founders launch pointless projects with the same old faces.
The Same Old Scam
The same douchebags pitch "revolutionary tech" no one actually uses.
The Real Currency
But hey — there's always cocaine, hookers, yachts, and flexing.
$CannesETH: Honesty in Tokenomics
❌ No utility
Just a raw, honest, defi-degen shitcoin of the Riviera.
❌ No product
Don't buy it now. Buy when the FOMO eats you alive.
❌ No roadmap
Everyone's driven by greed — be greedier.
❌ No world-saving mission
Don't buy now. Or do. We literally don't care.
21,000,000 Total Supply
Contract Adress: EzjYEYam2hZcbtL1n6RVVXqaftaMDmo47sREcXayytxp
Token Allocation:
Team — 0 %
Airdrop — 0 %
Liquidity — 100 %
What You Can Actually Do
Vote for the Worst
Use your tokens to vote for the worst ETHCC project. We'll roast it before it inevitably flops.
Buy for Lulz, Not Gains
Don't buy the token to get rich. Buy it to roast some clowns — or just for the laughs.
Unlike other tokens, we won't pretend you're "investing in the future." You're gambling on a joke.
The FOMO Is Coming
If you still believe in the bright future of Web3 — keep scrolling. But if you're ready to face reality...
Don't Look Up!

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